Keep Off the Grass
A punk rock girl with acute appendicitis needs immediate surgery.
As the nurse preps the girl, she finds that her pubic hair is dyed green with a tattoo above, reading "Keep off the grass."
After the operation, the punk rock chick wakes up to find a small note taped to her belly: "Sorry -- had to mow the lawn."
As the nurse preps the girl, she finds that her pubic hair is dyed green with a tattoo above, reading "Keep off the grass."
After the operation, the punk rock chick wakes up to find a small note taped to her belly: "Sorry -- had to mow the lawn."