Celebrity Viruses
Ellen Degeneres virus... Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virus... Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Mike Tyson virus... Quits after one byte
Lorena Bobbit virus... Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy
Tonya Harding virus... Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus... Deletes your old files
Monica Lewinsky virus... Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Mike Tyson virus... Quits after one byte
Lorena Bobbit virus... Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy
Tonya Harding virus... Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus... Deletes your old files