One-handed Typing
Overheard on an airplane:
"Miss? Why did you slap that man in the seat in front of me?" An old woman wanted to know.
The beautiful red-headed flight attendant replied, "He had the nerve to tell me that 'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand."
"That's interesting," the elderly lady said. "But why did you slap him?"
"It was when he showed me the longest word typed with the right hand that he got in trouble!" the young woman said, glaring at the crimson-faced man.
"What's that, dear?"
"Lollipop."
"Miss? Why did you slap that man in the seat in front of me?" An old woman wanted to know.
The beautiful red-headed flight attendant replied, "He had the nerve to tell me that 'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand."
"That's interesting," the elderly lady said. "But why did you slap him?"
"It was when he showed me the longest word typed with the right hand that he got in trouble!" the young woman said, glaring at the crimson-faced man.
"What's that, dear?"
"Lollipop."