Line at the Bank
Stuck in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a massage therapist," said the guy. "I could see that you were tense and sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."
"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the other man replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a massage therapist," said the guy. "I could see that you were tense and sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."
"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the other man replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"