Little Johnny Does Math
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework when his mother heard him say:
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three"
"Where did you learn to say that?" His mother interrupted.
When Little Johnny remarked that his teacher taught him, his mother got upset and told him to stop doing homework, which made Little Johnny happy.
The next day his mother stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted the teacher about Little Johnny's way of doing math and his claim that he'd been taught that way in the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. "I don't understand why Little Johnny said that," she said.
"Neither do I," fumed Little Johnny's mother.
Suddenly, the teacher exclaimed, "Oh, I know! At school we say: one and one, the sum-of-which is two!"
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three"
"Where did you learn to say that?" His mother interrupted.
When Little Johnny remarked that his teacher taught him, his mother got upset and told him to stop doing homework, which made Little Johnny happy.
The next day his mother stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted the teacher about Little Johnny's way of doing math and his claim that he'd been taught that way in the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. "I don't understand why Little Johnny said that," she said.
"Neither do I," fumed Little Johnny's mother.
Suddenly, the teacher exclaimed, "Oh, I know! At school we say: one and one, the sum-of-which is two!"