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Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

Old cooks never die, they just become deranged.

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor.

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

Old owls never die, they just stop giving a hoot.

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.