Not Good Enough
Overheard at the local watering hole:
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, and classical music. She even taught me how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you're bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"No, I'm not bitter," the man disagreed. It's just that now that I'm so improved, she isn't good enough for me anymore."
"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, and classical music. She even taught me how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you're bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.
"No, I'm not bitter," the man disagreed. It's just that now that I'm so improved, she isn't good enough for me anymore."