Little Johnny Kicks the Animals
Little Johnny woke up and wanted breakfast, but his mother said, "Not until you feed the animals."
Johnny went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today," and he kicked the chicken instead of feeding it.
He did the same with the cow and the pig before going back into the house and telling his mother he was hungry.
Johnny's mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then, Little Johnny's father walked down the steps and tripped over their little pussy cat, kicking the startled pet in the process.
Little Johnny said looked up and said, "Mom, should I tell him?"
Johnny went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today," and he kicked the chicken instead of feeding it.
He did the same with the cow and the pig before going back into the house and telling his mother he was hungry.
Johnny's mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk. And I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then, Little Johnny's father walked down the steps and tripped over their little pussy cat, kicking the startled pet in the process.
Little Johnny said looked up and said, "Mom, should I tell him?"