Chuck Norris Jokes 1
In honor of seeing The Expendables 2 recently:
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat a brick wall in tennis.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
The Boogeyman looks under his bed every night to make sure that Chuck Norris isn’t hiding under it.
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to confront him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets - bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumped in a lake he didn’t get wet - the water got Chuck Norris'ed.
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat a brick wall in tennis.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
The Boogeyman looks under his bed every night to make sure that Chuck Norris isn’t hiding under it.
Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to confront him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets - bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris jumped in a lake he didn’t get wet - the water got Chuck Norris'ed.