4 Clean Jewish Jokes
Now that Christmas is over...
Q: What's the ultimate Jewish Catch-22?
A: Free Ham!
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe might tip!
Q: What's the difference between karate and judo?
A: Karate is a form of self-defense and judo is what bagels are made of!
Q: What's the ultimate Jewish Catch-22?
A: Free Ham!
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe might tip!
Q: What's the difference between karate and judo?
A: Karate is a form of self-defense and judo is what bagels are made of!