Government Work and the Genie
A bored government worker decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantle," he said and took it home with him.
When he polished the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." The man gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with four beautiful women who find me irresistible."
Suddenly, he's on an island with four gorgeous women, each of whom is eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in Washington D.C. but now he was Vice-President of the United States.
When he polished the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.
"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." The man gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with four beautiful women who find me irresistible."
Suddenly, he's on an island with four gorgeous women, each of whom is eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."
Instantly, he was back in Washington D.C. but now he was Vice-President of the United States.