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The farmer's wife went to the doctor one day and told him that her husband wasn't performing in the bedroom anymore because he couldn't "rise to the occasion". The doctor goes through his case of sample drugs and hands her a bottle of pills. He tells her to slip two of them to her husband and everything should be OK.

The woman arrived back at the farm and thought she would slip a couple of the them to the bull to see what happened. The bull's reaction was more than she expected. He jumped out of his pen, ran to the field and serviced the whole herd, then jumped the fence and headed for the neighboring farm to service that herd. Aghast and a bit frightened, the woman threw the pills away.

About a week later the woman is in town again and the ran into the doctor. He asked how the pills had worked. She relayed the story of the bull to him.

The doctor said, "Well, that is a powerful new drug there hasn't been a lot of testing on it yet. So what did you do with the pills?"

"I tossed them down the well!" The farmer's wife said.

"Oh my God! You aren't drinking that water are you?"

"Hell no, doc!" The woman exclaimed. "We haven't been able to get the pump handle down for a week!"