You Might be a Taliban if...
...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You received a text message and were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
...You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
...You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You received a text message and were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
...You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.