You Might be White Trash if...
...The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
...You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
...Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
...Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
...You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
...Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
...Your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.