Is God Real?
An atheist professor was teaching a class and announced that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by and the professor kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." Still, nothing happened.
When only ten seconds were left, the professor started to strut around, claiming victory. Just then, a big 240 pound football player in the class got out of his seat, sprinted down the steps toward the professor, and hit him full force in the ribs. Needless to say, the bespectacled intellectual was sent flying from his platform.
Obviously shaken and in pain, the professor struggled to his feet and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "God was busy, so he sent me!"
Ten minutes went by and the professor kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." Still, nothing happened.
When only ten seconds were left, the professor started to strut around, claiming victory. Just then, a big 240 pound football player in the class got out of his seat, sprinted down the steps toward the professor, and hit him full force in the ribs. Needless to say, the bespectacled intellectual was sent flying from his platform.
Obviously shaken and in pain, the professor struggled to his feet and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "God was busy, so he sent me!"