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50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
- New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
- Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
- Californians shiver uncontrollably.
- Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
- Italian Cars won't start
- Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
- Distilled water freezes
- Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
- New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
- Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
- Hollywood disintegrates.
- Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
- Mt. St. Helens freezes.
- Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
- Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
- Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
- Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
- Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
- Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
- Hell freezes over.
- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.