Knowing the Difference
Maurice and Sadie were approaching their wedding anniversary. One summer evening, as they were taking a slow walk in their local park, Sadie suddenly takes her walking stick and hits Maurice hard across his back with it.
"What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts." he shouts at her.
Sadie replies, "That's for 24 years of lousy sex."
Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits his wife hard across her bottom with it.
"Ouch!" She screams. "What was that for?"
Maurice looks at her and replies, "That's for knowing the difference."
"What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts." he shouts at her.
Sadie replies, "That's for 24 years of lousy sex."
Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits his wife hard across her bottom with it.
"Ouch!" She screams. "What was that for?"
Maurice looks at her and replies, "That's for knowing the difference."