Vacation and Pregnancy
Billy Bob and Jimmie Ray were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go, but this year's gonna be different."
"Why's that?" Jimmie Ray asked.
"Why? I'll tell why. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
Jimmie Ray asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
"Why's that?" Jimmie Ray asked.
"Why? I'll tell why. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
Jimmie Ray asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."