Wife's Birthday Present
A man was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she's entitled to an 'intimate encounter', any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"
The man thought that was a good idea and did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"
"She loved it," the first guy said. "She was so excited that she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she's entitled to an 'intimate encounter', any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"
The man thought that was a good idea and did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"
"She loved it," the first guy said. "She was so excited that she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"