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Mexican Jokes 1

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

Q: If you were describing a little Mexican boy in literary terms, what would he be?

A: A paragraph, because he's not quite an "esse".

(Don't forget to pronounce the last "e" with a long "a" sound... Ba-dump-bump!)