Little Johnny's Future
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future."
"I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny.
"Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad.
Little Jonny went off to bed and, in the middle of the night, he was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had dirtied his diaper.
So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. Next he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad making out with the maid.
Little Johnny was surprised but immediately realized what was happening. "Now I understand the government!" He shouted. "The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of crap!"
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future."
"I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny.
"Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad.
Little Jonny went off to bed and, in the middle of the night, he was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had dirtied his diaper.
So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. Next he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad making out with the maid.
Little Johnny was surprised but immediately realized what was happening. "Now I understand the government!" He shouted. "The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of crap!"