Naughty Whales
Two whales were swimming in the ocean when they came upon a boat sailing along. one whale says to the other, "Watch this", and goes up along side the boat. He starts blowing with his blow hole and the boat starts swaying the opposite way.
The other whale says, "Let me try", and he does the same with the same results.
Then the first whale says, "I have a great idea you go on one side and I'll take the other and we'll see what happens."
So they go on opposite sides of the boat blowing with their blowhole alternating making the boat sway back and forth till finally the boat tips over throwing all the sailors into the water.
Seeing this, the second whale says to his friend, "I have another good idea: Let's go eat them."
The first whale responds, "Listen blowing them down was fun but I draw the line at swallowing seamen."
The other whale says, "Let me try", and he does the same with the same results.
Then the first whale says, "I have a great idea you go on one side and I'll take the other and we'll see what happens."
So they go on opposite sides of the boat blowing with their blowhole alternating making the boat sway back and forth till finally the boat tips over throwing all the sailors into the water.
Seeing this, the second whale says to his friend, "I have another good idea: Let's go eat them."
The first whale responds, "Listen blowing them down was fun but I draw the line at swallowing seamen."