Swedish Jokes 1
Q: What do you get if you cross a Swede and a Gypsy?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: Why do Swedes bring sand paper with them when they travel in the desert?
A: Because they need a map.
Q: What are beautiful women in Sweden called?
A: Tourists.
(OK, the last one's just not true! Must have been made up by a Norwegian!)
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: Why do Swedes bring sand paper with them when they travel in the desert?
A: Because they need a map.
Q: What are beautiful women in Sweden called?
A: Tourists.
(OK, the last one's just not true! Must have been made up by a Norwegian!)