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Once there was a Frenchman who fancied himself a great lover of women. Naturally he was shocked to get home to find his wife in bed with another man. Seeing them, the husband got so angry that he took a gun and pointed it to his own head.

"NO! Don't do that!" his wife begged. "It didn't mean anything!"

"Shut up woman, or you'll be next!" The angry Frenchman shouted back.