Longhorn Joke
There was a group of Texas college students on a tour bus. Eventually an Aggie from Texas A&M asked if he could tell the rest of them a Longhorn joke without offending anyone.
Immediately a woman in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm a student at the University of Texas."
Looking up in his rear view mirror, the driver looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."
Immediately a woman in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm a student at the University of Texas."
Looking up in his rear view mirror, the driver looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."