Half the Work
A liberal New Yorker needed to make some plumbing repairs and, being more industrious than most, went to a hardware store and started flipping through a home improvement book.
Seeing this, an employee said to him, "That book will do half the job for you."
"Great!" The liberal exclaimed. "I will take two!"
Seeing this, an employee said to him, "That book will do half the job for you."
"Great!" The liberal exclaimed. "I will take two!"