Out of Place
A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Instantly everybody sitting around the bar looked over at the pantywaist Yankee dumbass.
The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?"
The guy said, "I'm from New York state."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in New York?"
The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
Starting to get the sense of where he was, the New Yorker replied nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender finally relaxed, grinned, and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay, boys - he's one of us! "
The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?"
The guy said, "I'm from New York state."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in New York?"
The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
Starting to get the sense of where he was, the New Yorker replied nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender finally relaxed, grinned, and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay, boys - he's one of us! "