It's Nerd Season
A trucker hauling computers is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over. On the door is a sign: "NO NERDS."
The trucker shrugs it off and enters, only to be greeted by the end of a shotgun barrel in his face.
"Are you a nerd?" the bartender asks.
"No, I'm a truck driver," he replies. He's allowed to come in, so he orders a cup of coffee, sits at the bar and drinks it.
While the trucker drinks his coffee, a man walks in wearing his pants up to his chest, a plaid shirt, pocket protector and thick-framed glass. At once the bartender pulls out his shotgun and blows him away.
"What the hell did you do that for!?" Demands the trucker.
"Well," the bartender answers, "it's nerd season."
"Nerd season?"
"Yeah. See, the nerd population in this town is getting out of hand, so we've got to thin them out a bit."
Shaking his head, the trucker hurries to get back on the road. Before long, the car in front of him suddenly swerves and wrecks. To avoid becoming part the disaster, the trucker swerves too. But his tractor trailer flips and he dumps his load all over the road.
Groggily the trucker gets out of his truck and is surprised to see nerds coming from all directions grabbing everything they can. Knowing he's gotta stop this and remembering what the bartender told him, he goes back to the truck, pulls out his gun, and starts picking them off, one by one.
Seeing what he's doing, a highway patrol officer runs toward him waving his arms and screaming, "STOP! STOP!"
"What?" the trucker asks, confused, "I thought it was nerd season."
"Sure it is," the officer answers, "but you can't bait 'em!"
The trucker shrugs it off and enters, only to be greeted by the end of a shotgun barrel in his face.
"Are you a nerd?" the bartender asks.
"No, I'm a truck driver," he replies. He's allowed to come in, so he orders a cup of coffee, sits at the bar and drinks it.
While the trucker drinks his coffee, a man walks in wearing his pants up to his chest, a plaid shirt, pocket protector and thick-framed glass. At once the bartender pulls out his shotgun and blows him away.
"What the hell did you do that for!?" Demands the trucker.
"Well," the bartender answers, "it's nerd season."
"Nerd season?"
"Yeah. See, the nerd population in this town is getting out of hand, so we've got to thin them out a bit."
Shaking his head, the trucker hurries to get back on the road. Before long, the car in front of him suddenly swerves and wrecks. To avoid becoming part the disaster, the trucker swerves too. But his tractor trailer flips and he dumps his load all over the road.
Groggily the trucker gets out of his truck and is surprised to see nerds coming from all directions grabbing everything they can. Knowing he's gotta stop this and remembering what the bartender told him, he goes back to the truck, pulls out his gun, and starts picking them off, one by one.
Seeing what he's doing, a highway patrol officer runs toward him waving his arms and screaming, "STOP! STOP!"
"What?" the trucker asks, confused, "I thought it was nerd season."
"Sure it is," the officer answers, "but you can't bait 'em!"