Made in Japan
A very patriotic Japanese man went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window yelled excitedly, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
This made the cabbie very angry, but he kept quiet as this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi arrived at the airport.
"That'll be $300, mac," the cabbie announced.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... So expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window yelled excitedly, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
This made the cabbie very angry, but he kept quiet as this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi arrived at the airport.
"That'll be $300, mac," the cabbie announced.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... So expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"