New Years Resolutions
New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance At Keeping
- Resolve to work with neglected children - your own.
- Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
- Spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
- Read the manual, right after you find it.
- Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
- Think of a password other than "password"
Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
- Read less.
- Put on at least 30 pounds.
- Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- Watch more TV - you've been missing some good stuff.
- Start washing your hands after using the restroom.
- Start buying worthless junk on Craigslist.
- Spend more time at work.
- Resolve to work with neglected children - your own.
- Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
- Spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
- Read the manual, right after you find it.
- Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
- Think of a password other than "password"
Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
- Read less.
- Put on at least 30 pounds.
- Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- Watch more TV - you've been missing some good stuff.
- Start washing your hands after using the restroom.
- Start buying worthless junk on Craigslist.
- Spend more time at work.