He's Number 1
Dan was the skinniest player on his high school football team and Little Johnny asked him, are you so good that they had to give you number 1?"
"No, I sit on the bench, mostly," Dan said.
Turning to his friend, Little Johnny shouted, "I told you he got than uniform because it was the only one that fit!”
"No, I sit on the bench, mostly," Dan said.
Turning to his friend, Little Johnny shouted, "I told you he got than uniform because it was the only one that fit!”