No Music Back Then
A devout Wahabi Muslim hailed a cab and jumped in. Hearing the driver's rock-and-roll music, the Wahabi said, "Please turn off the radio. My religion teaches that I must not listen to such music."
"Why's that, mac?" The driver asked.
"Because in the time of the prophet there were no electric instruments."
After thinking it over, the driver politely switched off the radio. Then he stopped the cab and opened the door. "Get out," he said.
"What are you doing?" The passenger asked angrily.
The driver answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis either, so you need to wait for a camel to take you the rest of the way."
"Why's that, mac?" The driver asked.
"Because in the time of the prophet there were no electric instruments."
After thinking it over, the driver politely switched off the radio. Then he stopped the cab and opened the door. "Get out," he said.
"What are you doing?" The passenger asked angrily.
The driver answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis either, so you need to wait for a camel to take you the rest of the way."