The Church Choir
3 reasons to join the church choir:
3. For a few hours a week, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control
2. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.
1. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called "Who's Praying, Who's Sleeping?"
3. For a few hours a week, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control
2. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.
1. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called "Who's Praying, Who's Sleeping?"