Cockfights
Q: How do you know if a Pole is at a cockfight?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bets on the duck.
Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bets on the duck.
Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.