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Q: How many Internet Service Provider employees does it take to change a light bulb?

A: When we upgrade the T3 hub with a modulating power source to access the main grid from the NASA downlink with a turkey baster mainframed to an ATARI 2600 routed through the Turkish embassy (where the tech department gets its hashish) and overflow the busy signals into a 300 baud modem, we will then have the capability to offer our customers the light bulb feature for only $15/month more!