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Jeff Gordon

Q: Why does Jeff Gordon never hit the wall?

A: The wall doesn't have wheels or a number on it.

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Jeff Gordon was arrested last night for trespassing and breaking and entering. Oddly, he was picked up on the sales floor of the local Ford dealership.

When reached for comment Gordon said, " I just wanted to finally get a look at the FRONT of one of them new Fords!"