Ski Bums
Q: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 50 - 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patrol officer is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
A: 50 - 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"
Q: How can you tell who the ski patrol officer is in a room full of people?
A: You don't have to, they will tell you.
Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.