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There are some things we musn’t expose,
so we hide them away in our clothes.
Oh, it’s shocking to stare at what’s certainly there,
but why this is so, Heaven knows.

An Irish lady from Ongar
who was shagged in the sea by a conger;
her girl friend from Deal,
asked “how did it feel?”
She said “Nice – like a man – only longer!”