Little Johnny and Michelle
Little Michelle was not the best student in Sunday school, in part because she usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Michelle, who created the universe?"
When she didn't stir, little Johnny took a pin and jabbed her in the rear end.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" Michelle shouted.
The teacher said, "Very good."
A while later the teacher asked Michelle, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
Again Michelle didn't stir from her slumber and Johnny stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Shouted Michelle and again the teacher praised her for answering correctly.
At the end of class, the teacher asked Michelle a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Seeing that Michelle was still sleeping, Johnny poked her with the pin again. This time Michelle jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"
Needless to say, the teacher was not amused.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Michelle, who created the universe?"
When she didn't stir, little Johnny took a pin and jabbed her in the rear end.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" Michelle shouted.
The teacher said, "Very good."
A while later the teacher asked Michelle, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
Again Michelle didn't stir from her slumber and Johnny stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" Shouted Michelle and again the teacher praised her for answering correctly.
At the end of class, the teacher asked Michelle a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Seeing that Michelle was still sleeping, Johnny poked her with the pin again. This time Michelle jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"
Needless to say, the teacher was not amused.