You Might be a Hippie...
You Might Be A Hippie If ...
Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.
You child is named after a celestial object.
Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.
Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.
You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.
You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.
You don't object to being labeled a hippie.
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
Half your furniture is bean bags.
Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.
You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.
People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.
You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.
Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.
You child is named after a celestial object.
Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.
Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.
You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.
You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.
You don't object to being labeled a hippie.
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
Half your furniture is bean bags.
Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.
You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.
People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.
You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.