Complaining Passenger
On reaching his plane seat a man was surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asked the stewardess for a coffee and the parrot squawked "And get me a whiskey, you silly cow!"
The flustered stewardess brought back a whiskey for the parrot but forgot the coffee. When the man stopped her to point out the omission, the parrot drained its glass and bawled out, "And get me another whiskey, you dolt!"
Quite upset now, the girl came back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slack service, the man decided to try the parrot's approach.
"I've asked you twice for a coffee," he shouted. "Go and get it now or I'll smack your behind!"
The next moment, both he and the parrot were wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
As they plunged downward, the parrot turned to the man and said, "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
The flustered stewardess brought back a whiskey for the parrot but forgot the coffee. When the man stopped her to point out the omission, the parrot drained its glass and bawled out, "And get me another whiskey, you dolt!"
Quite upset now, the girl came back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slack service, the man decided to try the parrot's approach.
"I've asked you twice for a coffee," he shouted. "Go and get it now or I'll smack your behind!"
The next moment, both he and the parrot were wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
As they plunged downward, the parrot turned to the man and said, "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"