Circumstantial Evidence
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man indignantly replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
The man indignantly replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"