Chinese Disease
There was an American man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. When he returned to America, one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis. Understandably, the man freaked out and went to the doctor.
The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."
When the man came back for his results the doctor said, "I have some bad news.you have a disease called Pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry, but we will need to amputate your penis."
The man was horrified and ran out to see a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it. This doctor said, "Oh yes, Pongolion HP, very ware. yes.
"My doctor wants to amputate my penis!" The sick man cried.
"Stupid a American doctah, make more money that way, no need amputate," the Chinese doctor replied.
"Oh thank God" said the man.
"Yes, wait 2 weeks, fall off by itself."
The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests."
When the man came back for his results the doctor said, "I have some bad news.you have a disease called Pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we now little about it. I'm sorry, but we will need to amputate your penis."
The man was horrified and ran out to see a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it. This doctor said, "Oh yes, Pongolion HP, very ware. yes.
"My doctor wants to amputate my penis!" The sick man cried.
"Stupid a American doctah, make more money that way, no need amputate," the Chinese doctor replied.
"Oh thank God" said the man.
"Yes, wait 2 weeks, fall off by itself."