New York Jokes
Q: What does a New York native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Columbia?
A: With a restraining order.
Q: What's the first thing an New York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Walks home.
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Columbia?
A: With a restraining order.
Q: What's the first thing an New York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Walks home.