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Lion Tamer
A ringmaster runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The ringmaster tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. ...
Thunderstorm
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring ...
Better Off Ted Humor
Phil: Did you put hydrochloric acid in this mug? Lem: Oh yeah, I was trying to get the stains out. Phil: You know soap would work. And it wouldn’t kill someone if they accidentally drank it. Lem: But soap leaves a film.
Bear Jokes
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? A: It lives on ice! Q: How do Teddies keep their houses cool in summer? A: They use bear conditioning.
Hugh Jump
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Dr.'s Appointment
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear and her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped ...
Bed Covers
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? A: "Oh sheet!"
9-11
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 9-11? A: She can't find the eleven button!
Veggie Tales
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her organic vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her organic tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red organic tomatoes, she went one day ...
ISIS Web Site
President Obama gave a big speech from White House where he outlined his plan to quote 'degrade and ultimately destroy' the terror group ISIS. When asked how, he said, 'I'll build their website.' -- Jimmy Fallon
ISIS Fight
During a speech last night, President Obama announced that the U.S. will lead a huge multinational coalition to fight the terror groups in Iraq. Of course, most people just turned it off because they thought it was a rerun. -- Jimmy Fallon
Eek, Spiders!
Q: How do spiders communicate? A: Through the World Wide Web. Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show? A: The newly web game!
Chuck Norris' Phone
Chuck Norris runs Android on his iPhone. When Chuck Norris decides not to, Droid does. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to root a Droid, because a Droid roots Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a Droid that DOESN’T have a wire plugged in.
Android Fan
Q: How many Android fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Apply Fans 2
Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know!
Apply Fans 1
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Lamb Crime
Q: Why did the lamb call the police? A: She had been fleeced!
Going South
We purchased an old home in northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and my wife was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" I confidently declared. One ...
Arctic Job
Q: Why is getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is so great? A: You can work all day and still be done in half an hour!
The Difference
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Food Quickies 3
Whiskey is a drink that makes you see double and feel single. There's a hurricane on the way. They said we should stock up on canned goods. So I went out and bought a case of beer. Every new McDonald's creates 40 jobs.20 dentists and 20 heart surgeons. ...
Food Quickies 2
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? What's the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish wake? One less drinker. Beer doesn't make you look fat. It make you lean. Lean against tables, bars, walls. ...
Food Quickies
Wife: A thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I just made! Husband: Do I call for the police or an ambulance? If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K... A nightclub just opened down the road and they are offering ...
Coffee
Q: What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg? A: Sanka!
Regular
Man: I have a "going" problem. Doctor: Well, are you regular? Man: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30. Doctor: So, what's the problem? Man: I don't get up until 9:30.