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| Dinosaur Bathroom
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent
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| Knock Knock Adore
Girl: Knock, knock.
Boy: Who’s there?
Girl, sweetly: Adore.
Boy: Adore who?
Girl: A door is between us. Open up!
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| No Hands
So I just deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone.
Now it's Hans-free.
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| Knock Knock Annie
Boy: Knock, knock.
Girl: Who’s there?
Boy: Annie.
Girl: Annie, who?
Boy: Annie one you like!
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| They Call Me Bruce!
Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A: **Wataaaaah!**
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| The Brain
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
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| Understanding
I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
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| Getting Better
Did you know that your eyesight actually gets better as you get older?
It's called adult supervision.
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| Single Black Female
The ad read, "SBF seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight ...
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| MIssing Eruptions
Q: What is an incompetent volcanologist's favorite song?
A: Looking for Lava in All the Wrong Places!
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| The Difference
Q: What's the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend time searching for a golf ball!
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| Funniest Joke Ever
Michelle Obama wants to be paid for being First Lady of the United States.
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| Nurse's Pen
After a long, exhausting day at the hospital, a nurse walked into her bank to deposit her pay check. At the counter, she pulled out her check to countersign it, grabbed a pen from her purse and was surprised to see that it didn't work.
Looking closer, the ...
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| Dog Fooding It
So I was in Wal-Mart yesterday buying a bag of dog food when a beautiful blonde woman in line ahead of me asked if I had a dog.
"No," I said, "but I am starting the dog food diet again. It's a perfect snack. I just put a handful in my pocket and whenever ...
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| Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack ...
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| Mexican Word of the Day 1
Juicy, as in: "Tell me if juicy the cops coming!"
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| Better Offers
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% ...
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| Antinode Allowance
After sending our son away to college, he would often call up asking for money. One time when he called my husband answered, “sure we will send you money” he said, “and I also noticed that you left your Physics book here, should we send that also?” “Uh, oh ...
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| Blind Date Rescue
“Hi Sarah, listen I only have a minute. I’m about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Yes? Ok great! We’ll speak.”
Raquel gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time ...
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| In Memory Of
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
-Andy Rooney
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| Strapped for Cash
When the lodge meeting broke up, John confided to a friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!” “I’m glad to hear that” answered Mike. “I was afraid you might have an idea ...
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| Bar Numerals
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir can I have five beers please.”
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| The Gator
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old ...
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| Punctuation
Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
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| Fruity Intelligence
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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