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Ah, Facebook 2
Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser! Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless? A: Because Facebook users ...
Ah, Facebook 1
Q: Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? A: Skynet refused to answer John's Facebook friend request! Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by ...
New York Jokes
Q: What does a New York native and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q: How do they separate the men from the boys at Columbia? A: With a restraining order. Q: What's the first thing an New York girl does ...
Taxi Driver
A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that ...
Mad Vlad
"Despite the fact that the Ukraine has been all over the news for the past few weeks, a survey found that 64 percent of U.S. students still couldn't find Ukraine on a map. Said Vladimir Putin, 'Soon nobody will.'" -- Seth Meyers "This week the Russian ...
Snake Jokes 2
Q: What did the snake give to his wife? A: A goodnight hiss! Q: Why did the snake's wife file for divorce? A: Ereptile Disfunction. Q: What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister? A: "Don't be such a rattle-tail!"
Snake Jokes 1
Q: What is a snakes favorite dance? A: The Mamba Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent! Q: How do you measure a snake? A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
Knock Knock Soup
Boy: Knock knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: Soup. Girl: Soup who? Boy, flexing: Superman!
Iron the Red Atom Molecule
It's not Christmas, but for all the kids facing finals, sing this to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer": There was Cobalt and Argon and Carbon and Fluorine Silver and Boron and Neon and Bromine But do you recall the most famous element of all? Iron ...
Excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, ...
Lawyer's Viagra
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller!
Talking Dog
Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?” “Roof!” The dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels. “Rough!” But Bob still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was ...
Lawyer IQ
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Senator.
Zombie Prom
Q. Who did the Zombie take to the movies? A. His Ghoul friend!
Undead Tunes
Q. What song do vampires hate? A. "You are my Sunshine!"
Tom Swifties
"I like modern painting", said Tom abstractly. "I have those totals for you", Tom added. "Orgasms are overrated", said Tom anticlimactically.
Chinese Disease
There was an American man who lived in China and when he was there he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there. When he returned to America, one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis. Understandably, ...
Mafia Attorney
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, ...
Knock Knock Europe
Girl: Knock, knock Boy: Who's there? Girl: Europe Boy: Europe who? Girl: Europe early today!
STD Jokes - Yeah, It's Wrong
Q: Why shouldn't you eat your girlfriend's peas? A: Because they are herpes. Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever. Q: Why did the blonde name her dog Herpes? A: Because it wouldn't heel .
Basketball Humor
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters? A: They're always dribbling. Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? A: She ran away from the ball.
Magic Mirron
There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said ...
Circumstantial Evidence
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man indignantly replies, "Officer, I couldn't ...
Hillary Humor
President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can't get her upgraded to the seat she really wants. Hillary Clinton says she and her family stay in touch by e-mailing ...
Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. The blonde interrupted him with a shrill ...