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More You Might be a Redneck if...
You might be a redneck if: - you have ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame - your address and your license plate number are the same - you use all red lights at Christmas so you can leave them up until Valentines day
Christmas in Italy
Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different? A. There's one Mary, one Jesus, and 32 wise guys.
Sleeping Pills
An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills. Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse ...
A Last Wish
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from his bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made ...
You Might be a Hippie...
You Might Be A Hippie If ... Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system. You've ever put a flower is someone's hair. You child is named after a celestial object. Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes. Breaking ...
Hippie Jokes 1
Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: He was too far out, man! Q: What do you call a hippie's wife? A: Mississippi! (Say that last one out loud if you don't get it!)
Little Johnny's Uncle Bob
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of ...
More Bird Jokes
Joe: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg? Sam: Yes, it cracked me up! Q: What bird is with you at every meal? A: A swallow! Q: What bird is always sad? A: The blue jay!
That's the Ball Game
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the ...
Irish Limericks
There are some things we musn’t expose, so we hide them away in our clothes. Oh, it’s shocking to stare at what’s certainly there, but why this is so, Heaven knows. An Irish lady from Ongar who was shagged in the sea by a conger; her girl friend from ...
How to Win Some Fosters
Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty ...
Jamaican Red-Head
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a red-headed girl? A: A gingerbread mon!
The Present
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller ...
Bird Brains
Q: When should you buy a bird? A: When it’s going cheep! Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? A: With its sparrowchute.
Bonus: A little recession-era humor to brighten the day...
The economy is so bad: - I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail - McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ‘ouncer’ - Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore - CEO’s are now playing miniature golf
Keynesian Humor
Q: Why was John Maynard Keynes against the tuberculosis vaccine? A: It reduces consumption.
Little Johnny and the Staircase
Little Johnny and Suzy have nothing to do one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. "Let's take turns sliding down the banister rail!" he suggests. "Oh no," answers Suzy, "That is way too scary." "No, it is not," ...
Money
Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Son: Mom can I get twenty bucks?" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money? Son: Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?
Monkeys
Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster! Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A: A chipmunk. Q: Why did the monkey like the banana? A: Because it had appeal!
Ski Bums
Q: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 50 - 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that" Q: How can you tell who the ski patrol officer is in a room full of people? A: You don't have to, they ...
Jeff Gordon
Q: Why does Jeff Gordon never hit the wall? A: The wall doesn't have wheels or a number on it. --- Jeff Gordon was arrested last night for trespassing and breaking and entering. Oddly, he was picked up on the sales floor of the local Ford dealership. ...
Hail, Caesar
Q: Where did Caesar keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies. Q: What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold? A: Julius Sneezer.
German Money
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
ISP Employees 2
Q: How many Internet Service Provider employees does it take to change a light bulb? A: When we upgrade the T3 hub with a modulating power source to access the main grid from the NASA downlink with a turkey baster mainframed to an ATARI 2600 routed ...
ISP Employees 1
Q: How many Internet Service Provider employees does it take to change a light bulb? A: To change a light bulb, press 2. To leave a message for the light bulb, press 3. To find out what the current status of the light bulb is, press 4. To find out about ...